Tuesday, June 07, 2005

the secret lives of goats

Originally uploaded by AEP.
Meet Billy, the he-goat.
Billy is an utter bastard.
He knocked up Morgan, the anorexic underage nanny and now he won't let her eat. Morgan is nursing the bastard kid, Barbecue, and she is so skinny that she should be admitted for treatment at one of those clinics for undernourished teen stars. Morgan, or Skinny Girl, is the runt and anytime she tries to get to any fodder, Billy, the rapist, headbutts her out of the way! When I try to feed her on the sly, he intervenes. He ignores little Barbecue, and he is always trying to be a player to the other females! Goats are dogs!!!

It's very sad.
I slip Morgan handfuls of extra grain, but she doesn't like me, because she knows that I know that the other humans are planning to slaughter her kid, the one she had too young and at such cost, and eat him, because he's a male, and the males you don't let live long enough to to let them fuck, you eat.

So Billy's got a big head and no heart, and his son Barbecue is just waiting for the spit.

High drama in the goat pen.
The End.


Blogger Jonnie 7-11 said...

Do goats like to swim in the ocean?
That would be pretty cute.

They are probably too dumb to swim though, goats are just living garbage disposals. They're fun to watch though. Dumb goats. Whenever I used to chain smoke impulsively, I would chastise myself by calling myself a goat.

9:36 PM  
Blogger AEP said...

Goats are great!!
They are satanic, they eat garbage, they like to screw,they have cute ears, what more could you ask for? They taste good, too!

9:42 PM  

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